Sunday, December 24, 2017

adventures in (terrifying) parenting


Max and Henry spent yesterday afternoon with my dad, while Liam and I went shopping with my mom. While we were gone, Dad, as he often does, decided to include the boys in what he was doing  in this case, rewiring some lights in his garage. Max declined to help, but Henry was glad to go out and get dirty. So out they went, and up to the attic of the garage. They finished the first light and were moving to the second, and just as Dad looked up and said, "Henry, don't step off that b," HENRY STEPPED OFF THAT BOARD. And fell through the attic floor/garage ceiling.

According to my dad, it all happened really fast "just like in a movie." One second Henry was there, and the next he was gone. According to Henry, it was all "just a blur of weird shapes and then I landed." Henry called up to my dad that he was okay, but Dad was already rushing to get down from the attic — he went so fast he ripped his clothes on something along the way. And then the next thing Henry tells Dad is that his music teacher died that way (falling through his attic onto his garage floor). Which is true, and will stick in many of the kids' minds as their first real experience with death, so I'm not surprised Henry brought it up.

I know, you're waiting for the dramatic conclusion. It was a Christmas miracle: He scraped his armpit on something on the way down, but that was the only injury he sustained in the fall. We are all counting our lucky stars around here, especially when you consider where he landed. (Note: My dad's garage is ... not the cleanest or least crowded place in the world.) I would say we should buy a lottery ticket or something, but I think we won the jackpot already.



Monday, December 11, 2017

the tall one

We spent some time in Naperville yesterday visiting the family. It was cold outside, so all the kids retreated to Barb and Kevin's basement to run around and play. It's an unfinished basement, so it's not like a rumpus room or anything, but all the cousins were perfectly happy running around in circles and shrieking at each other. Funny how that works.

Anyway, in the course of our time in the basement, we found a growth chart that dates back to when they moved to Illinois. We managed to wrangle a very sweaty Liam away from running with his cousins for just a minute to stand next to it.


I know it's hard to read, but according to the marks on the wall, Liam is taller now, at age 13, than Mike was in 1992, at age 18! I mean, we knew he was tall, but this is still pretty amazing. Side note: Liam's age is the same as his shoe size, and I definitely hope that trend doesn't continue!