we've got orioles!

Mike texted me from work yesterday. The conversation went like this:

Mike: You need anything from the store?

Holli: Oranges and grape jelly, please. But not the kind with high-fructose corn syrup.

Mike: You want oranges and grape jelly? For what now?

Holli: For the birds.

Mike: For the BIRDS?

Holli: You want orioles, right? That's what they like.

Mike: Roger that, grape jelly and oranges.


... 2 hours later ...

May he never doubt me again.